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Greatest Internet Outrages of 2013

If you're the kind of chap who likes to get angry at other people on the internet, man, you must have had fun in 2013. There were SO MANY things to express your opinion about! Here's our top 10 list of the best issues that you spoke your mind about.

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Fatties Food Sex: Salted Caramel Pretzel Bark

For years I've had saltine cracker toffee, but never the guts to try making it. During my Christmas baking frenzy I decided to give it a shot... only with pretzels instead. I saw it on Pinterest and by god if it's on Pinterest it's going to work, right? Yeah, well. First attempt was an utter fail. A mass of gritty, buttery stick pretzels melded together by a layer of shitty […]

December 20, 2013 423

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Concerning Dragons

There’s been a creature that I've always loved and admired, but never really realized how much until recently. A long lizard with the ability to fly, breathe flame, and be generally super badass. Yes, I’m talking about a dragon! Normally, I’m all about the cute and cuddly critters. Nothing would make me happier than plopping into a big pile of fluffy kittens or puppies and cuddling until I passed out. […]

December 15, 2013 40

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It’s My Facebook and I’ll Do What I Want

We all have that one friend on Facebook. In fact, we probably know a lot of these people. You know the ones. Whenever a major story breaks in the news, they chastise the rest of Facebook for not talking about that news story. When we tell some dick jokes to our friends, we’re called out for “ignoring” the possible government intervention in Syria. If we post a funny news story, […]

December 5, 2013 401

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Irrefutable proof that Prince is a Time Lord.

"You've got to be kidding, right?" I hear you saying. It's cool. When I first had the idea I was a little shocked too. Hear me out. Like the Doctor, the Master, the Warrior, or the Corsair, he's just Prince. His name has, over time, become synonymous with who he is. When people hear the word Prince, they think: Not: Go ahead. Google one word: Prince. I'll wait. (Note, this page is pretty […]

November 24, 2013 1373

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Ender’s Shame

SPOILER FREE. (mostly) Earlier this month, the Ender's Game movie hit theaters. I've only been waiting to see this for about 10 years, while many fans have been waiting much, much longer. The author, Orson Scott Card, has always been extremely, er -- anal -- about maintaining creative control over his story. From what I've heard, it's paid off. A friend and fellow fan said that it was "really good," (obviously […]

November 18, 2013 2861 1

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X Number of Articles Proving Buzzfeed Has Already Jumped the Shark

Buzzfeed is a seemingly unstoppable machine of cranking out recycled material, stolen--er, BORROWED-- from other websites, and pieced together into some new collective theme. Most of the time it's funny, or at least entertaining, and almost always addictive. Look! An article about the weirdest snacks! CLICK. Look! Miley Cyrus did something crazy again! CLICK. Before you know it, an hour has passed and you have 20 tabs open. Recently though, […]

October 31, 2013 55

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Why Tom Hiddleston is Awesome

Sure, the guy is super fine and British and tall and plays the most adored comic book villain in cinema history, but why do I spend hours upon hours of my life staring at photos and watching him in internet videos? There's got to be something extra special about Thomas William Hiddleston, right? The answer is RIGHT. Allow me to list the reasons I go so incredibly goo-goo-ga-ga for Tommy […]

August 5, 2013 311

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23 Fictional Characters on Meth

Breaking Bad is coming back for its final season on August 11. Can't you just TASTE it at this point? If the Blue Crystal was sold in every fictional universe, which characters would likely be Heisenberg's customers? Here are our 23 top picks. 1. Green Goblin http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9S27A-1zQ0&feature=youtu.be&t=32s 2. Gargamel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waiFSM7TKT8 Is he trying to make his own by extracting the Smurfs' blue essence? 3. Tazmanian Devil https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed0Hg7stjHE 4. Salacious […]

August 2, 2013 257

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Meri Reviews Man Of Steel

So, Man of Steel is finally in theaters. Brought to us by Zack Snyder, the guy who brought you sleek, slo-mo adaptations of the comics 300 and Watchmen. Written by David Goyer, who also scripted the Christopher Nolan Batman films. And hey, Nolan himself produced and consulted on this film. Which means we all knew this Superman flick was going to be grittier, emotional, and serious. Richard Pryor […]

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