We also yakked about New Year’s resolutions because it’s some sort of LAW that you have to talk about that shit every January. If you don’t, you are not an AMERICAN.
Speaking of New Year’s resolutions, check out our new our new feature, folks! It’s called The Broad Abroad, in which our hero Lauren talks to people about stuff!
NSFW Words of the week:
Skiing
when a girl jerks two guys off at the same time.
What did you do last night? I went skiing with Connie and Jim.
Boat Racing
When two guys jerk each other off to see who finishes first.
Bob and Dennis are currently competing to see who is the boat racing champion of Starfleet.
Watersports
In BDSM terminology, refers to sensual or erotic play involving bodily fluids, typically urine, saliva, and less commonly, blood. Considered ‘edge-play’, because it is obviously somewhat unhygenic.
Most of the Mistresses that he found online were willing to do watersports, but not scat.
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