It’s 2220. The future is just as stupid as today, but with space travel. Our two-co-captains serve on the barely spaceworthy ship Zib, a surveyor vessel that locates valuable materials for mining and claims them for Earth. Our not-so-intrepid crewmembers find themselves in ridiculous situations and often have no idea WTF they’re doing, even when they think they do. We never said they were heroes.
Lauren’s long tongue is actually a legendary symbiotic tentacle creature that has fused with her brain and vastly increased her knowledge of random trivia. The downside? It makes her a little… emotional.