Jennie vs. Fire Ants
"Hey," my friend says. "Have you heard about this thing where people get locked in a room with a colony of fire ants? It's all the rage." "Yeah, I saw an ad for it like twice a day for the past 6 months. It looks stupid. Why the fuck would I want to do that?" My friend shrugs. "I dunno. It could be fun." "Absolutely nothing about this sounds fun."