Fatventures is going to be a regular column where I eat random weird snacks that I find, and review them. I'll take requests, if there's a food that you'd like me to try, email firstname.lastname@example.org and let me know! Bonus points if you send it to me for free. Negative points if you say HURRRHURR EAT MY DICK. Fatventures: I eat, so you don't have to! This time I'll be reviewing the Pumpkin Cannoli dip from Wawa.