Upon his death, the ghost of Patrick Swayze was transferred to Peter. It granted him the magical power of sounding exactly like Mike Judge sometimes. He has to recharge his powers by watching Road House once weekly.
Has all of Dirty Work committed to memory. They say he's weird al's gran'pappy. but I don't know about that.
Lauren’s long tongue is actually a legendary symbiotic tentacle creature that has fused with her brain and vastly increased her knowledge of random trivia. The downside? It makes her a little… emotional.